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Tuesday, 30th of September 2008
As linked here, The Telegraph had a sad, sad story about Lehman's bankers that was, frankly, embarrassing. It focussed on the wives of the stricken millionaires and how they may have to get less nannies and cleaners. Since then, they've pulled it, though, which is why it's just as well that I've archived it here.
"Telegraph pulls "poor wives" article" posted at 30/09/2008 10:23:31 PM by Jared.
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Monday, 22nd of September 2008
Using instructions from Happy Magpie, I made this:
"Origami X-Wing" posted at 22/09/2008 04:17:17 PM by jared. Recommended by Antonio
Only Matt Johnston would advertise a kid's comic application with the phrases. "Holy Fuck" and "That's fucking awesome!"

Best of luck, Lads.
"More from Infurious" posted at 22/09/2008 03:02:18 PM by jared. Recommended by mattj
Thursday, 18th of September 2008
Oh my heart fucking bleeds. Woe is me, you might have to sell your fucking chateau? Cry me a river.
"just fucking cope" posted at 18/09/2008 12:19:41 PM by jared. Recommended by Colin M
Tuesday, 16th of September 2008
Yes, there is a site dedicated to Suspicious Vans. Some of them are indeed very suspicious.
"Suspicious Vans" posted at 16/09/2008 12:05:31 PM by jared.
Saturday, 13th of September 2008
Seriously, how stupid do they think we are?

ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL CRIMES COMMISSION

Attention .All crimes in Nigeria

The preponderance of economic and financial crimes like Advance Fee Fraud (419), Money Laundering, etc has had severe negative consequences on Nigeria, including decreased Foreign Direct Investments in the country and tainting of Nigeria's national image. The menace of these crimes and the recognition of the magnitude and gravity of the situation led to the establishment of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC). The legal instrument backing the Commission is the attached EFCC (Establishment) Act 2002 and the Commission has high-Level support from the Presidency, the Legislature and key security and law enforcement agencies in Nigeria.

It is upon this that i as acting Chairman contact you to inform you of the arrest and confiscation of the properties of Mr Fred ajuduwa A.k.a too much money, Ade Bendel Aka the God Father & Mr kawo Benson Aka kakudebensaon here in Nigeria.

From their trail it was discovered after their confessional statements that they scammed you and several others from the United states and United Kingdom respectively an unspecified amount of money before my assumption of office as Chairman.

It is upon this that the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission decided after the auctioning of their Seized properties to compensate all those that have lost money to these scammers either through Loan Offers or A.T.M cards or Lotty and all so who clain to be an EFCC and lawyer that was never issued or delivered or if issued was not real.

The Compensation is coming from the money realized by the Federal Government after auctioning of their seized properties, ranging from fleets of exotic cars, estates and a mini refinery belonging to the Ghana National among the fraudsters.

You will be compensated respectively with the sum of $150,000USD each. Your compensation money will be transferred to you through the United Bank of Africa as soon as you write out and sign an authorisation letter authorising the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission to transfer your compensation money.

Note that the transfer charges will be deducted from the $150,000USD.
Regards,
Mr.Waziri Lamorde
Acting Chairman

"Best 419 yet" posted at 13/09/2008 09:50:42 AM by jared. Recommended by My inbox
Tuesday, 9th of September 2008
It's like Sound, but with a w. You don't need me to tell you where to vote but then you don't need Jared to tell you the world hasn't ended yet. Vote for Swound for they are cool and just.
"Swound" posted at 09/09/2008 09:08:55 PM by spadge. Recommended by Rowan Scrabblescoretodiefor
http://www.hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/
"Ponk ponk, is this thing on?" posted at 09/09/2008 05:03:35 PM by jared.
Well, it looks like the Infurious guys have a much-less-likely-to-be-banned comic out! Nice work, lads.

"not as banned" posted at 09/09/2008 12:09:43 PM by jared. Recommended by MattJ
Monday, 8th of September 2008
Yes, this is a bit of watch-geek indulgence, but some of us just need to know. Here is a chronology of the Moon Watch caseback design. It matters as the Moon Watch is most likely my next watch and I need to know its vintage. The Omega Speedmaster was the first watch worn on the moon. In fact, sticking with Chuck Maddox's site, he wrote this invaluable guide to watches worn on the moon. Yes, it's very geeky, but it's an important article about important stuff.
"Omega Speedmaster case-back chronology" posted at 08/09/2008 12:12:20 PM by Jared.
Friday, 5th of September 2008

Bastard lovechild of Tom Cruise and John Travolta, scientologist experiment tries to take over the world.
"Cruise for president?" posted at 05/09/2008 05:47:53 PM by spadge. Recommended by Ali Stickings, who ought to have been working
Are Guimags a good idea or a gimmick?
"Guimags" posted at 05/09/2008 11:42:14 AM by jared. Recommended by Christophe Taddei
Tuesday, 2nd of September 2008
Remember my brain? Maybe I should use the images to make one of these. Amazing stuff!
"Make brain bricks " posted at 02/09/2008 04:19:06 PM by Jared. Recommended by Antonio Lulic
Sunday, 31st of August 2008
An amusing tabloid tale of VP Candidate Sarah Palin being the grandmother, not the mother, of her latest sprog. Is it believable? I don't know, but it's funny.
"Is Sarah Barracuda a GILF?" posted at 31/08/2008 04:17:28 PM by jared.
Wednesday, 27th of August 2008
I had to do it. I had to embed The Twat-O-Tron from the amazing Speak You're Branes site.

"twat-o-tron" posted at 27/08/2008 12:45:18 PM by jared.
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